12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years…
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
Would you define OCR?
|OCR – Optical Character RecognitionA technology that can take written words and convert them...
Two Irishmen
|Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engined plane flying back from a shopping...
Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!