How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
Irish case of assault and battery
|In hearing an Irish case of assault and battery, counsel, in cross examining one...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
Wedding Gift
A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of...
Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch:
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch: You Decide __________ | ______ | ________ | | | ||...
Redneck on a Computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.8....
The perfect couple.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a...
Let Me See
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded...