Letters to a landlord
|Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlordsThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe...
Over my dead body!
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few...
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Your Family Is So Poor
Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on...
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
Little Rascals Vocabulary Lesson
The little rascals were in class and the teacher was giving them a vocabulary...
Universal Grade Change Form
____________________UniversityTo: Professor____________________ From: __________________I think my grade in your course, ___________________, should bechanged from...
Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...