I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
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One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...
My Pa Won’t Like It
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived...
What is the most damaging food?
|A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put...
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami…
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that...
Business Classified Definitions
ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION:You’ll be making under $7 an hour.ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY:You’ll be...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
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Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?one sip & you go out with...