Thinnest World’s Book Is…
What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women.
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...
Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...
Taxes
The IRS says they can’t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
A Shaggy Bear Story
Two guys were walking in the woods one day, and they all of a...