Insult Collection #1
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you,...
Women’s/Men’s English
Women’s English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI’m sorry = You’ll be...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
If Microsoft built cars
|Top Ten ways things would be different if Microsoft built cars:1. A Particular model...
60 mintues
Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...
A blond at a party was telling her friend…
A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for...
English is very strange
|Did you know that “verb” is a noun? How can you look up words...