Out of food supplies
|With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs,...
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner…
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner “Mom& Pop” grocery...
The Apple explosion
|OFFICE MEMODate: 1/18/96SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAVE ITStock Price Increases...
What’s long and hard and excites a girl…
What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
A yard sale
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...