On the right track?
A brunette was walking on the railroad tracks saying, “21…21….21….” when a blonde jumped...
Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...
Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
Why Two Nostrils?
A mother was having dinner with her two young children when her three year...
Gas Prices vs ?
People have been complaining about the rising price of gasoline recently, but I have...
Why was the moth so unpopular?
|Why was the moth so unpopular?He kept picking holes in everything!
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...