File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
Men’s rules for Women!
by Every guy in America:1. It is only common courtesy that you should leave...
A six year old comes crying…
A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled...
Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a...
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...
The blind skydiver
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...