Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....
Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...
Cow Joke
Knock Knock Who’s there? Interupting Cow Interupt…. MOO!!
Yo Momma Jackpot!
Yo mama’s like…- Yo mama’s like a T.V., even a two-year-old could turn her...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
There was a place crash in Poland
|A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in...
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
The reason for running
|A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually...
Daughters are curious
A little girl walks into her parents’ bathroom and notices for the First time,...
Lost X Files Christmas episode
|Mulder: We’re too late. It’s already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what...