It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
Husband 1.0
|Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and...
Casey married a rich widow
|Casey married a rich widow, but they didn’t get along. One day she said...
Blondes and Buildings
2 BLONDES WALK INTO A BUILDING….. WOULDN’T YOU THINK AT LEAST ONE OF THEM...
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
What a large crowd
|A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group...
The perfect couple.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Sexercises
An older couple were having trouble with their sex life, so the wife went...
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...