How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can’t get your kids to...
Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
New military tourism
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
Have a first child
|A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being...
14 Lawyer Quickies.
Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent...