What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time?
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
Dealing with a lawyer
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
Driving Test Answers
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A:...
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?They both cause you to stand around...
When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...