Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Wishing
A man and woman were lying in bed on night and the woman said...
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other…
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at thelocal bar. One...
Men Are Like Blenders
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Last Lunch
Last Lunch Three steel workers were having lunch at the construction site, a 20...
My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
believing in leprechauns
|Hennessy wasn’t a very good looking fellow to start with. Now his business had...
The sex talk
A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can...
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...