Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
Short Cowboy jokes
|Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?A: A huddle. Q: Four...
Try to spell that name
|A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He...
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
yo mama so stupid
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition…
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition, andby accident one was...
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...