An ancient Irishman
Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one...
Blind Date!
A girl goes on a blind date.The blind date hadn’t been all that great,...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
Love handles
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...
David Beckham
whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
At the Doctors…
At the Doctor’s… -A young woman said to her doctor, “You have to help...