Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
You are in trouble
|An evil Atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a...
Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
You know you’re out of college when…
You know you’re out of college when…1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2....
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Fancy Plate
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home...
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...