Three guys are discussing women…
Three guys are discussing women.”I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first...
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
NY Times Ad
Ad seen in the New York Times… FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
Stop the count!
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention...
Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!
A Message For The Manager
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...