Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Knitting and driving
|A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up...
A woman’s random thoughts!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
Sick of the Holidays
|Signs You’re Sick of the Holidays8. You’ve got red and green bags under your...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
How They
Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance...