Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
On a cross-country bus trip…
On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy dueto motion sickness.She make...
Trouble with plane engines
|While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the...
How To Be Annoying (A Guide)
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose...
Serving on the jury
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
3 Sick Soldiers…
An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks...
Texan farmer travels
|A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie...