Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
Honor
On the wedding night of the newly wedded royal couple, they wanted to make...
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
How does every ethnic joke start?
How does every ethnic joke start?By looking over your shoulder.
If Wang made toasters…
If Wang made toasters…Marketing would never agree upon what customers really wantor need in...
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays…
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?-...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...