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THE MANS GUIDE TO FEMALE ENGLISHWe need = I want It’s your decision =...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Knights of Columbus and Shriners
What is the difference in a Knights of Columbus and a Shriner? Answer: A...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
Chinese and Spielberg
A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
Teaching the child
|As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by...
Race dead candidates
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!