Stupid sports quotes
|These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.Oiler coach Bum...
What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
Newly issued alcohol warnings
|The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all...
They are stopped by the police
|John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and...
Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend...
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
Smart decision
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...