58 Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists) 1. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash,...
New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy…
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life succinctly. “When it...
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
Marketing translations
|Cracking an international market is a goal of most growing corporations. It shouldn’t be...
Definition of bad lover
Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if...
Men Have Two Faults
Women have their faults. Men have only two. Everything they say and everything they...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....