Man’s best friend.
Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with...
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?”Attention K-Mart shoppers…”
A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO...
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
Love thy Neighbor
The middle-aged married couple finally moved into the Condo of their dreams, but right...
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat...