Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE
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Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
How It All Began…
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of...
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able…
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attractand bed such a...
A Fire Truck
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical...
There are no honest lawyers
|A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made...
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...