Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...
When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
Grandma changed
|In the dim and distant pastWhen life’s tempo wasn’t so fast,Grandma used to rock...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
An unfortunate situation
A lovely young Jewish girl was employed by a clothing firm in NewYork.She and...
How do you keep an idiot occupied?
How do you keep a idiot occupied?(Scroll Down) . . . . . ....
Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...