OLD NEVER DIES 14
|OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out...
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband…
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with...
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
HITTING BOTTOM
TWO MEN SITTING BESIDE ONE ANOTHER IN A BAR.THE 1ST MAN IS AN AVERAGE...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Only One Sale?
A keen country lad applied for a salesman’s job at a city department store....
New bumper stickers.
Bumper stickers seen this weekend …..You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to...
Condom Sponsors!
Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms....
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!