Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t…
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t.Stick his bill up his...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
Safe to appear
Don was looking for a little “action.” He picked up a sweet young thang...
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market…
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked...
Blonde and 747 Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?A: Not everyone has...
Dead Rabbit
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...
Constipation Remedy
A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.