One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...
Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
Really torrid honeymoon
After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged...
Chauvinist Pigs…Bulb?
How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?None. Let...
Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
There were two people having sex in a car…
There were two people having sex in a car. They finished upand the guy...