Pirate Joke
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The Break-in!
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
The Aligator Blonde!
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...
Counting some sheep
|An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and so he decides to go...
How to write a paper
How to write a paper1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted...
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...