Flea jokes 02
|What did the clean dog say to the insect?Long time no flea!Who rode a...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
A blind pilot is flying this plane?
|I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
A tourist from the United States of America…
A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturantin Havana. He...
The Old-Age Test!
Look at each numbered item. Take one point for each one your remember.When finished,...
Beneficial Alzheimers
What’s the best thing about having Alzheimer’s Disease?1: You can hide your own Easter...
What do a moped and a blonde have in common?
What do a moped and a blonde have in common? They’re both fun to...