Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...
What is the difference between hard and light?
What’s the difference between hard and light? – You can sleep with a light...
Lots of Wit and Wisdom.
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me...
Two Boll Weevils
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
Odds For Meeting A Female
The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases...
No cookies for Grandpa.
A boy goes on a fishing trip with his grandpa. They install themselves on...
Best In The World
A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train. The...
Husband: Want a quickie?
Husband: Want a quickie?Wife: As opposed to what?
The Twelve Days of Windows 95
|On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . ....