There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
Dumb Intercourse II
“Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.”"Would you spell that, please?”"Certainly....
Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...
Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working...
Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
How Deaf?
A man is talking to the family doctor. “Doc, I think my wife’s going...