General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
IDIOTS & COMPUTERS
|My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
Signs and notices 20
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
Call me Bubba
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...
The first reindeer seen in a bar
|One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in...
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...
Kid’s Letters to God
Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do. Who does it when...