Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting…
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked,...
headmasters and bullfrogs
|What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly...
The definition of sex
Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep dish heartto heart talk about Chelsea’s college...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
On Childless Marriage
My marriage is childless so far, except for my husband!
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street…
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees abuilding...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Movie Ratings Explained
G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy...
Tossed Off A Ship
A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark...
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog…
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front...