Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...
Didn’t make the cut…
A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s...
Sorry for eating the peanuts
|A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she...
Halloween party time!
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
Were you ever arrested?
|A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question:...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry…
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young...
Some very common traits in two drunks
|A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...