The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
How do I get across that river?
|A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river....
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
Pedestrians And Catholics
The traffic light wasn’t working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Quiz Show
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show, where you have...
Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age…
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age,rather curious. He...
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...