Training the blonde
|An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry…
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young...
Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
Young man
|”Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol...
Donald Duck
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.”Certainly, sir”...
Celibacy Test
Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to...
We got a lot of those.
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire...
Drum joke Q & A
|Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they...
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
How do they do it?
How do Amish teenage boys find their sheep in tall grass?Most satisfactory!