Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
A Lesson in Politics
A son asks his father, “What can you tell me about politics? I have...
Ten Reasons Adam Was the Luckiest Man
1. He is the only man who has never been compared to the man...
Do you know me?
|A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a...
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
Punishment For Bigamy
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mother-in-law’s!
George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...