If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up…
“Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a...
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room…
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying....
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able…
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attractand bed such a...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
Dumber Sex
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are man’s best friend. So which is...
Dog jokes 05
|Q: Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a...