If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
You want children?
|Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains....
Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
Sleep well
Life Insurance Agent:Don’t let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight,...
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid…
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at...
8 things women won’t say
8. What do you mean today’s our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.