Rookie is on the job
|A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
Addicted to AOL!
1. You have been on-line for 46 minutes. Do you want to stay on-line?...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still…
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out...
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
Solution to the Y2K problem
|The government’s system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the computer...
Random Ramblings!
** A waist is a terrible thing to mind. ** Air Pollution is a...
Lawyers on a flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...