Cockroach at the door.
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead…
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% moreentertaining...
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
Newfie goes skydiving
|A newfie wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor and...
The sex talk
A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can...
Inventions
NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES: The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered...