Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Polak At Guillotine
An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various...
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...
What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam