Pneumonia
A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserablecold....
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
Blonde in College
A blonde reports for his University’s final examination that consists of Y/N type questions....
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
Risk of plane bombs
|A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their...
Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?
Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?A: She was caught...
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
Charlie left town.
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient...
Woman’s instructions
|THE WOMAN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...