Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
A couple came upon a wishing well…
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish...
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins…
There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. It’s Friday night and Gladys looks at...
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
Main Vice President
|Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he...
What costume?
A black couple we’re invited to a Halloween party and were trying to decide...
Some stupid truckers
|While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.