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|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take...
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
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God being a man.
Q: How do we know that God is a man?A: Because if God was...
Rules for hunting lawyers
|1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking...
A suitable transplant
A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah…the...
The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won’t do...
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...