Daughters are curious
A little girl walks into her parents’ bathroom and notices for the First time,...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years…
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
How do you spot a modern spider?
|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn’t have a web he had a...
Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...
Guests for dinner
|The following is a true story.There was this little kid who had a bad...