never forget a face
I never forget a face!But in your case I’ll make an exception!
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson…
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she...
First grade romance
An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after...
Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
Raggedy Anne
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting...
An insurance company
|Form Feed Insurance form question and answer about a recent accident: Q: Could either...
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back…
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...