Florida driver’s license!
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Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
Choose a punishment
|Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence.”You can take...
Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...
Men come in three sizes…
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told…
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitre’d that there...
One day a lady went to the doctors office
One day a lady went to the doctor’s office and told the doctorthat her...
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN – A CONTINUING SERIES
“I’m going fishing.”Really means”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a...